Thursday, May 8, 2008

Attention MySpace Cassanovas

To all you romantics out there that think MySpace, Facebook and the like is a good way to meet the ladies and exercise all your moves...a few words of the wise for ya...

  • If all you got is ass in your friends list....move along...
  • If you have a pic of what you think chicks think is a "hot" car....find its real owner and ask him to run your lame clueless ass over with it...
  • If you have a pic of a dick you're trying to pass off as your own....go fuck yourself with it...
  • and (drum roll) if you have any self respect left for yourself...you'll move out of your mom's basement, quit working at your local BlockBuster, trade in your Schwinn for some sort of motorized transportation, delete your Yahoo, MySpace, Friendster, AOL, MSN, Hot Naked Chick of the Hour account and venture out of your sad little masturbating reality and look for a female that doesn't want to kick the shit out of you upon sight...

Good luck shitstain.

1 comment:

Gypsy James said...

Ha!

Better class of creep on blogger after all...Most can spell, write their own name, well, shucks some of us can.....


Get back to writing+, (please) you seemed to have a lot to say.

WTH do I know?

Best.

James